I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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