No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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