I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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