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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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