no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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