If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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