did you get engaged???
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
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