The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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