I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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