Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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