We won't sleep together?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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