Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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