careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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