oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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