Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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