Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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