I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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