hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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