The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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