We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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