omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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