I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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