yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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