That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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