Why are handjobs necessary in class?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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