In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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