Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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