Having a random hookup so left but love u
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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