I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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