Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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