is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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