Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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