So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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