Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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