So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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