Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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