I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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