So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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