i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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