Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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