I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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