please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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