Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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