The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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