Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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