Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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