I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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