I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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