don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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