There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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