I hate your face
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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