I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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