If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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