New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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